Monologue - Ninja

Hello kids, I am a ninja. I would tell you my name but that sort of thing is forbidden in my ninja kindom. Some people think that us ninjas know nothing more than how to fight, but we are also polite, down to earth men. Yes, we can throw ninja stars across a river, or execute a perfect dragon whip kick to one's face... but we also have mastered the skill of love and respect. Sometime's us ninjas just like to lay low and sniff the flowers. My best friend is not even a ninja. Well I guess I should say he was my best friend. You see, my best friend's name was Bakadaka. At the time, all of my friend's were ninjas. But he knew that we could could only be friend's if he was a ninja too. So he thought that in order to win my approval, he had to pretend to be a ninja as well. Months had past as we became best friends. And then he broke my heart. He told me he wasn't even a ninja. That's when I knew we could no longer be friends. It was a hard decision to make, but grand master Zihn made us promise never to befriend the Tahn. That's what he called a non-ninja.